Excessive Use of Technology

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Excessive Use of Technology

KIDS....these kids....

KIDS

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus
five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is
nine....'

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,'What are you doing?'

The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mom.'

'And is this how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked.

'Yes,' he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
'What are you teaching my son in math?'

The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.'

The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son
of a bitch is four?'

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them was,
two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'

You Can't Answer even 1 Ques

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Hellllloooooo my dear.

how are you???

Can you Answer atleast one of the followig Question??? Try before scrolling down.......

Q: An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?

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Ans: Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next.Question is ...........

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa. never give up. one more..

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Why ?

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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh...... hehehe

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Because the TV is off.

Kikikikikiki

Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas. Why?

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why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....and you get back to your work.

he he he he.............

Truly Inspirational....

Suvendu Roy of Titan Industries shares his inspirational encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai:

Last Sunday, my wife, kid and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra. When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this ride would be any different.

As we set off, my eyes fell on a few magazines (kept in an aircraft style pouch) behind the driver's back rest. I looked in front and there was a small TV. The driver had put on the Doordarshan channel. My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines. This was enough for me to realise that I was in a special vehicle. Then I looked round again, and discovered more - there was a radio, fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths - from Islam and Christianity to Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism. There were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and Unnikrishnan.

I realised that not only my vehicle, but also my driver was special.

I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and disbelief gradually diminished. I gathered that he had been driving an auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he had lost his job when his employer's plastic company was shut down. He had two school-going children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at night. No break unless he was unwell. "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke TV dekh kar kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh

future mein kaam aayega."

We realised that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai - the spirit of work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life. I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not have too much spare time. He said that he goes to an old age home for women in Andheri once a week or whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth brushes, toothpastes, soap, hair oil, and other items of daily use. He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that read:

"25 per cent discount on metered fare for the handicapped. Free rides for blind passengers up to Rs50".

The Marathi press in Mumbai know about him and have written a few pieces on him and his vehicle.

My wife and I were struck with awe. The man was a HERO! A hero who deserves all our respect. I know that my son, once he grows up, will realise that we have met a genuine hero. He has put questions to me such as why should we help other people? I will try to keep this incident alive in his memory.

Our journey came to an end; 45 minutes of a lesson in humility, selflessness and of a hero-worshipping Mumbai - my temporary home. We disembarked, and all I could do was to pay him a tip that would hardly cover a free ride for a blind man.

I hope, one day, you too have a chance to meet Mr Sandeep Bachhe in his auto rickshaw - MH-02-Z-8508.

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WHY RATAN TATA'S NAME IS NOT ON THE BILLIONAIRES LIST

Here is a Real Story of Ratan Tata:
So many people around the world want to know that "What is the Net Worth of Ratan Tata"?

TATA Group is running 96 businesses and out of which 28 Companies are publically listed on the various stock exchanges .
Tata Group is world's top 50 Group according to Market capitalization and Reputation .

Have you ever thought why Ratan tata's name is not in the list of
billionaire' s club? why Ratan Tata is not a billionaire on the Forbes magazine list of billionaire people of the world?

The reason is that, TATA Group's 96 companies are held by its main Company "TATA Sons" and the main owner of this TATA Sons is not Ratan Tata but various charitable organizations developed and run by TATA Group .

Out of which JRD TATA Trust & Sir Ratan Tata Trust are the main . 65% ownership of TATA Sons which is the key holding company of the other 96 TATA Group Company is held by various charitable organizations .

So this 65% ownership ownership of Tata sons Limited is not reflected on Ratan Tata's personal Financial Statement but on the various charitable organizations . and this is the reason why Ratan Tata is not in the list of Billionaire club .

if we put this 65% ownership of Tata Sons in Ratan TATA's own personal financial statement then Ratan Tata's Net worth can become more than $ 70 billion . and that's much more than the Warren Buffet's Current Net Worth of $ 62 billion, the world's richest person according to Forbes magazine 2008 .


However, it doesn't mean that Ratan Tata is poor . In one interviews he had told the reporter that, "I have my own Capital" . He is the chairman of Tata Group so obviously he earns lots of money every year as a bonus, remuneration and salary . However, Ratan Tata's Net worth is not $ 1 Billion .

He is not a billionaire on paper . but in reality he is the richest
person of the world . His net worth in reality is more than Bill Gates and Warren Buffet .

SO the good thing about Tata Group is that, They do Charity out of their Money . . .

And that is the reason TATA Group has generated so much of Goodwill over last 5 generations .

Is not this interesting :)