Best Break-Up Letter Ever

Best Break-Up Letter Ever

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.

It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky

Funny-Biscuit Manufacturer writes a love letter to his Girl Friend??

Dear Mari e

Yesterday was a Good Day . Our meeting was Truly Nice .. Though

I was in 50 - 50 mind to see you, the meeting and the Treat were good.

The Hide and Seek game we had played was really memorable. If I had

not met you, probably my Little Heart would have burst. But this

occasion gave me a great Boost to make me feel like seeing you again

and again. Like a Tiger I will grab you if anybody comes between us.


Yours,

Bourbon

Poem - Your eyes like pearl and darkened wine

Your eyes like pearl and darkened wine.
Your skin so smooth and divine.
Your hair of citrus and golden leaves.
Your beauty so radiant like summer trees.
Your caress has overwhelming power.
Your heart of gold a sunflower.
Your gentle hands like silky sheets.
Your touch so calming where a river meets.
Your love so pure, so warm, so true
Some of the reasons I love you!

Your memories like a glazing red rose
Its striking beauty penetrates my life
Brightens even the darkest sky
But as I am holding onto them,
Ever so tight
I can feel as the suffering touches me
Embracing me whit my sorrow
Thousands of thorns sting me again and again
And it's beginning to hurt
Ever so deep
I am trying to release
But my heart won't let go
I am caught in your afterglow
And here I am
In between the teardrops
As my hopes are still rising
Up from the darkened ashes
My love persist as I think of you
I dive into my streams of dreams
Leaving behind all the pain that I am used to
Oh, I am caught in your afterglow

If You Want To Be Happy For A Day Get a Date,

Happy For A Month Get Married But If U Want To Be Happy Forever

Get a Friend Like Me.

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LovE AlwAys,

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I Love You with All I Am

I Love You with All I Am I love you with all I am And all I'll ever be. You are my moon, my sun and stars, My earth, my sky, my sea. My love for you goes down and down Beneath both life and death, So deep it must remain when I Have drawn my last faint breath. Holding you for months and years Will make Time disappear, Will make your lips my lips, your face My face, your tear my tear; Will make us one strange personage All intertwined in bliss, Not man or woman, live or dead-- Just nothing--but a kiss!

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A different Love Letter and a beautiful reply to it.... :-) Read up to last

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A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,


Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.


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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?


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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile


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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song


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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know


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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know


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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded


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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them


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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose


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9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.


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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.


If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.


Eagerly awaiting your reply..


Love, Aakash


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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........


Aakash ,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.


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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No


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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No


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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No


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4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside..... Right ?


(a) Yes (b) No


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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No


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6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No


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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No


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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No


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9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No


If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.


Hope everything is clear to you .


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