IT Engineer ki shayari

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar
doonga...
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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
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Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick
karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK
karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good
morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5
WARNINGS...
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na email

Thinking hard about life

Nice mail…… but no ending…… c if u can answer……..

Here i am sitting in my office @ night
Thinking hard about life......

How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life...

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives less happiness.

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger..

How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away..

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment.

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on.

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate

But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz..

Here i am sitting in my office @ night
Thinking hard about life
How it changed.. How it changed..

‘Alone alone all all alone.

Like a painted ship on a painted sea.’

The Road Not Taken, And that has made all the difference

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth.

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same.

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less travelled by,
And that has made all the difference .

"A true friend is someone who reaches

your hand and touches your heart..."

Keep Smiling

Dil ki baat Naye saal ke saath

DIL KI BAAT

Dil ki koi baat to ho

Ek apni aisi raat to ho

Jab tum saamne bethe ho

Pal ki sahi mulaqaat to ho

Khuwahish Dil main jaagi hai

Is sahil pe barsaat to ho

Tanha tanha kaise chalen

Koi apna Dil se saath to ho

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF U
Utkarsh Kulshrestha
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"A true friend is someone who reaches

your hand and touches your heart..."

Keep Smiling

Poem - Your eyes like pearl and darkened wine

Your eyes like pearl and darkened wine.
Your skin so smooth and divine.
Your hair of citrus and golden leaves.
Your beauty so radiant like summer trees.
Your caress has overwhelming power.
Your heart of gold a sunflower.
Your gentle hands like silky sheets.
Your touch so calming where a river meets.
Your love so pure, so warm, so true
Some of the reasons I love you!

Your memories like a glazing red rose
Its striking beauty penetrates my life
Brightens even the darkest sky
But as I am holding onto them,
Ever so tight
I can feel as the suffering touches me
Embracing me whit my sorrow
Thousands of thorns sting me again and again
And it's beginning to hurt
Ever so deep
I am trying to release
But my heart won't let go
I am caught in your afterglow
And here I am
In between the teardrops
As my hopes are still rising
Up from the darkened ashes
My love persist as I think of you
I dive into my streams of dreams
Leaving behind all the pain that I am used to
Oh, I am caught in your afterglow

If You Want To Be Happy For A Day Get a Date,

Happy For A Month Get Married But If U Want To Be Happy Forever

Get a Friend Like Me.

*·-:¦:-·*

LovE AlwAys,

´`•.(*•.¸(`•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•*).•´`•»

«•´¨*•.¸¸.*¤~*Utkarsh Kulshrestha*~¤*.¸¸.•*¨`•»

«•´`•.(¸.•´(¸.•* *•.¸)`•.¸).•´`•»

*(¨`•.•´¨)*

`•.¸.•´

I Love You with All I Am

I Love You with All I Am I love you with all I am And all I'll ever be. You are my moon, my sun and stars, My earth, my sky, my sea. My love for you goes down and down Beneath both life and death, So deep it must remain when I Have drawn my last faint breath. Holding you for months and years Will make Time disappear, Will make your lips my lips, your face My face, your tear my tear; Will make us one strange personage All intertwined in bliss, Not man or woman, live or dead-- Just nothing--but a kiss!

~* ? *~Special ? Friends~* ? *~

_____*_*_*_*_______*_*_*_*______
___*_________*___*__________*___
__*_________________________*__
__*____________*_____________*__
__*_________?{Your Name}?_________*__
___*________?{Your Name}?_________*__
____*_______?For You?_______*___
______*___________________*_____
________*_______________*_______
__________*__________*__________
_____________*____*_____________
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DEFINETION OF ENGINEER

DEFINETION OF ENGG.------------------

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO AKSAR PHASTA HAI

INTERVIEWS KE SAWAAL MAE

BADI COMPANIYON KI CHAAL MAE

BOSS AUR CLIENT KE BAWAAL MAE



ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAK GAYA HAI

MEETINGS KI JHELAI MAE

SUBMISSIONS KI GEHRAI MAE

TEAMWORK KI CHATAI MAE



ENGINEER WOH HAI JO LAGA RAHTA HAI

SCHEDULE KO FAILANE MAE

TARGETS KO KHISKAANE MAE

ROZ NAYE-NAYE BAHANE MAE



ENGINEER WOH HAI JO

LUNCH TIME MAE BREAKFAST KARTA HAI

DINNER TIME MAE LUNCH KARTA HAI

COMMUTATION KE WAQT SOYA KARTA HAI



ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAGAL HAI

CHAI AUR SAMOSE KE PYAR MAE

CIGERATTE KE KHUMAR MAE

BIRDWATCHING KE VICHAR MAE



ENGINEER WOH HAI JO KHOYA HAI

REMINDERS KE JAWAAB MAE

NA MILNE WALE HISAAB MAE

BEHTAR BHAVISHYA KE KHWAAB MAE



ENGINEER WOH HAI JISE INTEZAAR HAI

WEEKEND NIGHT MANANE KA

BOSS KE CHHUTTI JAANE KA

INCREMENT KI KHABAR AANE KA.

Purani Yaade taza karen

Purani Yaade taza karen...bas 2-2 rupe, 2-2 rupe.

पुरानी यादे ताज़ा करो।

1.) मछली जल की रानी है,
जीवन उसका पानी है।
हाथ लगाओ डर जायेगी
बाहर निकालो मर जायेगी।

2.) पोशम्पा भाई पोशम्पा,
सौ रुपये की घडी चुराई।
अब तो जेल मे जाना पडेगा,
जेल की रोटी खानी पडेगी,
जेल का पानी पीना पडेगा।
थै थैयाप्पा थुश
मदारी बाबा खुश।

3.) झूठ बोलना पाप है,
नदी किनारे सांप है।
काली माई आयेगी,
तुमको उठा ले जायेगी।

4.) आज सोमवार है,
चूहे को बुखार है।
चूहा गया डाक्टर के पास,
डाक्टर ने लगायी सुई,
चूहा बोला उईईईईई।

5.) आलू-कचालू बेटा कहा गये थे,
बन्दर की झोपडी मे सो रहे थे।
बन्दर ने लात मारी रो रहे थे,
मम्मी ने पैसे दिये हंस रहे थे।

6.) तितली उडी, बस मे चढी।
सीट ना मिली,तो रोने लगी।।
driver बोला आजा मेरे पास,
तितली बोली " हट बदमाश

7.चन्दा मामा दूर के
पुए पकाए दूर के
आप खाए थाली में
मुन्ने को दे प्याली में.